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| Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Stupid
ASUS. Stupid fucking world. Sold my much vaunted Athlon 650 oc'd
to 750 yesterday to Mr. E Mahn and bought a Thunderbird 800 for
a little bit more. Naturally the damned ASUS mobo appears to be
dead.. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... Returned the mobo, was assured
that another one was on it's way. This afternoon I sit here in
my corner, alone, sad and totally motherboardless. Hugging my
empty case... A case filled with so much high end gaming gear...
And no motherboard to cradle all those parts within it's loving
arms and make them do things that makes everyone else jealous.
So much power waiting to be unleashed on an unsuspecting world.
SO! I am completely without a computer at home. As such I am cranky,
irritable, and I can feel my r33t sniping skillz slowly seeping
out of my body, much the same way fine, aged wine will seep out
of a leaky cask if it's not kept busy and practising capping biatches.
Hmmmmm... Perhaps that analogy doesn't work. You know what I mean
tho. Damn the computer gods, and damn their evil demonic gaming
devices.
More news from the
recently rehab'd Iceman! Sweet looking screenshot
over at Voodoo
Extreme from Giants. Hmmmmmm... Another good looking game
that's been delayed far too long.
Praetorian, our editor-in-exile
sends the following news from his hideut in the Tibetan mountains.
Apparently Windows ME DOES have real mode DOS support (The thing
I was moaning about a few days back.) Here's his letter.
" Real DOS-Mode
Patch for Windows ME v1.3 [9k] W9x FREE
http://www.geocities.com/mfd4life_2000/mfddme13.zip
http://www.geocities.com/mfd4life_2000/
"Did you ever wonder
why Windows ME, which is based on the Windows 9x kernel, can't
access Real DOS Mode? Did you think that Windows ME architecture
doesn't allow it? Well, it seems that Microsoft simply decided
to hide this option in Windows ME (for some unknown reason). This
patch will modify "IO.SYS," "COMMAND.COM," and "REGENV32.EXE"
in order to unhide the Real DOS Mode on Windows ME systems, resulting
in a similar boot process to the one available in 9x. This will
allow the use of "CONFIG.SYS" and "AUTOEXEC.BAT" before Windows
loads." NOTE: documentation contains adult language. "
Heh heh. Adult language
eh? Talk dirty to ME!
So, still thinking
Napster isn't up to anything? The Fool
knows BETTER!
Feeling a little sorry
for 3Dfx. Always liked to root for the
underdog, and now, after so many years of being king of the hill,
looks like they're the ones eating dirt these days. I like to
see nVidia do well, they've come so far in just 2 years... BUT!
I hope we never see an nVidia monopoly either. That's when things
start to go stagnant. Maybe S3
will take over as the new 3D accelerator giant! (Oh wait, they'd
have to start making REALY video cards then, wouldn't they??)
Hah!
Oh my god! Penny-Arcade
has outdone themselves. Treh didn't get the reference, but then
he wouldn't. Check out TODAY'S
cartoon.
Walking past the local
Radio Shed the other day. Passed a guy holding an emachine. Big
sticker on the side of it. "World's fastest gaming machine."
I almost died with laughter. They hung people at Neuremberg for
smaller lies than contained on that one small sticker.
Only one word for that
guy. Sucker. Maybe
fucking idiot as well. |
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| Rune
(ICQ #: 9384208) |
| Just when
you thought that it couldn't get any worse after today's shocking
revelation that Iceman has joined the Dark
Side (tm), it appears that 3dfx
had yet another record setting quarterly loss of about $100
million U.S. and as a result it's rumoured that they are looking
to sell and then subcontract their board making business. About
$66 million of the loss is apparently related to their purchase
of Gigapixel.
I really hope that 3dfx is either able to recover or that they're
purchased by another competitor as having less competition in the
market would hurt just about everyone. If 3dfx does go the way of
the Dodo let's hope that another competitor like ATI
or Matrox
will really step up to the plate so that it doesn't become a total
Nvidia monopoly.
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| Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Oh my god.
It appears that hell has finally frozen over and the four horsemen
are on their way! Rumors have just come in that Iceman (3Dfx Crackmeister
Extrordinaire) has finally broken down, seen the true gaming light
and bought a GeFORCE card. Film at 11! |
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| Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Well,
after a long very tiring weekend of paintball, I'm back. Got rained
on, got shot lots in the last game when I lead three glorious
charges into enemy fire, screaming at the top of my lungs (Luckily
in paintball, unlike real life, one does respawn.) Got a few photos
I'll stick on the site of myself, Kingpin, Goshwin, Red Leader,
Mr. E. Mahn, GQman and Cornholio showing off our guns. :)
Other than the paintball,
the weekend was uneventful, but it was nice to have a little time
off. (Thanks Rune!)
I've finally got Windows
ME installed on my work machine, and honestly.... Ehhhh... It's
Windows 98 TE (Third edition) It does seem to use more resources
and run slower once I get everything loaded down than 98 SE. To
be fair, it's only a final release candidate, so Microsoft may
have made a few changes to it... but not too many I'm thinking.
Before it gets all loaded down it does boot like a bat out of
hell. I'm at my desktop in about 30 seconds flat or less. Pretty
speedy little devil.
The coolest part of
Windows ME in my opinion is the Registry backup & restore
utility. Personally I think having a Registry is a retarded idea
in the first place, as it causes untold problems that require
one to restore one OS on a disturbingly regular basis. (Fucking
MS anyhows. Morons.) But since we're stuck with it, it's really
handy to be able to make a snapshot of the OS at any time, and
restore it at will. It works too, I was busy deleting my Outlook
Express folder just to see, after making a Registry backup of
course. (Naturally, if anyone asked what I had done, my answer
was "NOTHING! I DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" Heh heh.) Then
BLAMO!. No more OE. Restored the registry, and there it was again!
This is going to be great for cutting down on service calls and
OS restores I think. And unlike the 98 SE version, this one actually
seems to work right. It also dates all the Reg backups, which
is just great for keeping track of how far back you are going.
I don't know how happy the guys who make "Go Back" are
going to be with this OS. As near as I can tell, that's exactly
what their utility does. Du'oh! One more lawsuit to keep the MS
lawyer team on their feet. :)
ME will also not allow
you to delete vital .VXD files! Thank God! I don't know how many
times I've had a customer in who had deleted something that "Didn't
look like they needed it!" from their windows/system folder.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Now the file just won't delete. :)
Now the bad stuff:
I couldn't get ME to work with my GeFORCE2 at home. This is likely
just a driver issue, according to Creative Labs and nVidia. Have
to wait until the OS is actually released for proper driver support.
The OS seems to lock
up frequently loading SB Live! drivers, again, have to see if
the official ME drivers work any better.
ME also seems to have
issues (May just be something funny about this system) playing
videos. Video clips run very, very jumpy and will occasionally
crash the system. Again, may be driver, or Windows Media player
related.
One thing I did fear
greatly, and it seems to have come to pass is lack of real DOS
support. The command folder is still there, but you are unable
to boot to a command prompt on power up, and can't reboot in MS-DOS
mode. You can run what looks alot like the NT command simulator
thingy. Now 99% of the time, I couldn't give a damn about actual
DOS support... BUT! When something blows up in Windows, much of
the time you have to boot into DOS to fix the damned thing. We'll
see how things unfold. I'll let you all know when I get a final
copy of ME installed on this machine, if it runs any differently.
Got my ass signed up
for the Tribes 2 beta. I hope the rest of you did as well. If
I get approved, we're going to have to slightly upgrade the FRAGtopia
Just 4 Fun server, as it is a touch under the specs for the Beta
servers. (600mhz, 256 meg RAM! Ouchies!) Not a problem tho, it'll
be worth it. :)
I'm still working on
that review for FAKK2. Go check out my screenshots,
then go buy the game. It's pretty damned good and kept me occupied
long enough to beat it, which is something that very few games
can do. |
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| Rune
(ICQ #: 9384208) |
| Lots
of Tribes
2 happenings lately! If you haven't yet signed up for the
beta go here
to do so! Also they're slapped up a bunch of fullscreen, higher
quality screenshots that look simply amazing. Check
'em out! I'll bet ya that sniper pic will probably end up being
Marauder's new Desktop background after he finally sees it.
For some real John
Woo Action check out the new Counter
Strike Beta 7! They've added dual Berettas, new maps and animations
and test vehicles that you can actually drive around in. I just
tried this and it's great! The jeeps aren't very realistic yet
but they're a ton of fun. |
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| Rune
(ICQ #: 9384208) |
| Well, Richard,
the fat gay guy, won Survivor...
I was personally cheering for Rudy (along with everybody else)...
Well, I guess that he's now one of the few people who can actually
afford to get a Voodoo 5 6000 *and* a GeForce 2 Ultra... Speaking
of Surviving, you should really grab THIS
new (improved!) Tribes
2 video so that you can do just that when this beauty of a game
is finally released. This one shows off a whole lotta gamplay and
the sweet, sweet moving clouds... <Rune drools>.....You know
you want it!
Trees
goooood! |
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| Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Allrighty.
It's all up to Rune, newsbitch supreme. I'm going to be to damned
busy over the next few days (Including a lot of the worlds best
1st person shooter on Friday and Saturday... By this I mean PAINTBALL
BABY!) so Rune will be doing all the news. Hope he's good to 'yall,
and I'll see you Monday! |
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| Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| First
off, here's a little tidbit from Game
Centre that gives a few details on the upcoming Pentium IV.
Looks pretty sweet. I dunno about this Internet BS. (The Pentium
III was somehow supposed to make the Internet faster as well!?)
But the rest of it looks pretty sweet. READ
it! Thanks Hormone!!!
News over at Planet
Quake. And I can at last post it. (Damn you and your blood
vows of silence Pappy-R! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................
"The times are a changin' here at PlanetQuake but I think
you'll be OK with them. Promotions have been passed around starting
with Hellchick being promoted to Action Genre Producer for GameSpy.
This means she'll be the big cheese over all the "action" themed
Planet sites and will do most of the writing at 3D ActionPlanet
and GameSpy.com. We'd like to congratulate her on her accomplishments
and her recent promotion.
Now this leaves some duties open around PlanetQuake and those
have been filled in a way we think you should all feel comfy with.
Spyke has been promoted to PQ Content Manager, which means he's
responsible for making sure our regular features and added juice
get posted for you all to enjoy. There will be alot more on that
soon, so watch close.
I've been given the job of PQ Site Director and that basically
means I'm responsible for the direction PQ takes, and if you don't
have a good time on your visit, it's my fault. I'd like you all
to know that I plan on keeping PQ right at the top of your lists
for Quake news, features and community focused action. Feel free
to bring ideas and concerns right to me. I'll still be hanging
around the news and handling the PQ hosted sites, so those that
have issues there can still go to the same place. "
Yay for Pappy! Pappy's
such a nice guy, I'm glad he got promoted to shit catcher, and
not someone else... Like.. Oh I dunno.. The PQ janitor or someone
like that. :) Everyone write him nice NOTES.
You may notice that
the |WC| is gone from my name today. I've resigned from Wrecking
Crew for Tribes. No hard feelings. The guys who I joined to play
with (Hormone!!!, Cyborg and Brutal Biatch) just quit, so there's
not much of a reason for me to stay on. You'll still see me playing
on the servers around the 'net, so I'll cyah all on the battlefield.
(Most likely thru my sniper scope, being the campy little bitch
that I am. :) |
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| Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Hehe.
Thanks Iceman. You have to admire a guy who's THIS
honest.
Party went well yesterday,
we had 10 guys there. Played some Tribes, Counterstrike, Q3A (Stuck
it down Skeez! :) and some UT. Lots of fun had by all, much fragging
went down. Regretably, I was lagging out too badly because of
the RuneCAM (tm) and so had to shut it down to play games.. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........................
As an interesting side
note, no news from Rune for a few days... He left his keyboard
in my car when I took him home.. And since he lives around 50km
away from me......... Sucker. :) So bascially I can make fun of
him, and he can't do anything other that futilly click around.
:))) heh. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Well, never
mind about the web cam. :) I need a spare machine to run that thing
so it doesn't lag my games out. Hmmmm.. Play games with lag or without....
Lemme think here. /me violently yanks USB cable from machine. There..
:) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Hmmmm.
LAN Party. :) FRAGtopia lite is on. Duoh. Same weekend as the
AK LAN, so a wack of our regulars are down in Niagra Falls. :)
Ahhhh well. We're going to hang out here for the day and play
some games, have some fun. Eat pizza, drool on our keyboards.
You know, all those good things you do at LAN Parties. Web cam
will be up if you wanna see whats up here on the west side with
the g's.
Go HERE
for the web cam. It'll be aimed at Rune part of the day, so you
can view his convulsions as he games. It's funny as hell, it's
RuneTV. All Rune, all the time.
I changed the rules
a little bit for Teamplay.net yesterday for Tribes. Some of the
DOX maps, which I've ranted and raved about before are now TP
legal. Don't have them? Get them HERE.
I've posted the start
of my FAKK2 review. Check it out. Damned good game, tho as I mentioned
a few days ago the ending was a little disapointing.
Anyhows! Off to teach
some punk bitches to suck
it down. Marauder out. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Yet
again I was too damned busy yesterday, what with work, picking
Rune up for tomorrow's LAN party, trying to finish up my FAKK2
review etc etc to post any news. Sorry, as always. More later
today. :)
I knew Diakatana was
a small part of the esence of evil on this little planet of ours.
Follow THIS
and you too will know the truth grasshopper.
We need help with news.
I need more peeps like the Iceman, who submit news on a somewhat
regular basis via Email or ICQ. You of course get credit for your
news, a pat on the head, and this faboulous prize! /me waves to
Vana.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
A MARVELOUS EMPTY BOX!!!!!!!!!!
So it doesn't pay anything.
:) But it is a lot of fun. And 30+ people per day will view your
words of wisdom and enlightenment! Let me know if you'd like to
help out with news, reviews, articles, or attitude. We'd really
appreciate it. I'd like to start getting more news & reviews
posted on the site daily, see if we can get this thing really
going well. :) SO! If yah wanna be famous, (Or at least busier
than you are right now) start writing!
Someone sent me a link
to THIS
sweet, sweet porn site. Lots of hot amateur action for those of
you too embarased to go buy real porn. :)) Check it out!
I was bored this AM.
So Here's a pic of
Rune sleeping. :) Isn't he cute? He has an iMac under the covers
with him, but don't tell him I told you about it. :))) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Just finished
up Heavy
Metal:FAKK2. Good freakin' game! Well worth the playing I think,
and I'm not a big third person/tomb raider type game. (I was right
btw: the pregnant chick had something horrible (Well kinda) happen
to her. :)) Graphics were great, game play was great, sound fx and
music were great, levels were phenominal......... But the ending
was one of those "To be continued" endings... I hate those.
I really do. Overall I'd rate the game as being well worth the playing.
Sweet, sweet candy. But game developers REALLY need to work on the
endings. The game also felt a little bit short, but I played it
for over 6 hours the other day. Nice thing about it is that the
puzzles are just hard enough to make you think about it, but not
hard enough to stump me, which is another thing I really hate. Could
have used more ammo for the big guns throughout the levels. Go out,
get it. Hope they release more levels or a multiplayer patch. Rating:
8.5 outta 10. I'll post a full review and a pile more of my cooler
screenshots tomorrow most
likely. For now, my head hurts. Nighty nighty kids. :)) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| More
screenshots from FAKK2 posted. I may have my life back tomorrow,
as I think I'm nearly done the game. Check out the sweetness HERE.
Thanks to |WC|Hormone
AND |WC|Akula we have this photo HERE.
Wow. Who's riding this bus?
More sweet, sweet candy.
Tribes 2 screenshots HERE.
Check the vehicles out! |
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| Rune
(ICQ #: 9384208) |
| I've
been checking out the demoscene lately and man has it been busy!
WTF is the demoscene you ask? Well it's a community that makes
and displays computer imagery usually in the form of real-time
rendered 3D and 2D artistic demos. Many individuals and/or groups
compete against each other at demo parties where they show off
their latest and greatest creations. Some of the best sites for
the demoscene include demonews.com,
scene.org,
and demoscene.org.
Check out a couple of these 3D accelerated examples: (warning:
some of these require a pretty hefty videocard in order to work
properly), Fate
by 7 Gods, Art
by Haujobb, Lapsus
by Maturefurk, and Stuff
I whacked together when I was bored by Sol/Trauma. Seriously trippy
stuff...
In Tribes
2 news, Gamespy
has landed a video interview with Dave Georgeson, Producer of
the game. They go into detail about gameplay, graphics, new teamplay
features as well as new tech like integrated web pages, voice
chat, and instant messaging in Tribes 2. They also have a bit
of never-before-seen footage of the game. Check
it out! |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Allrighty,
been too damned busy playing FAKK2 (Here
for more screenshots from my game so far. :) attending Deathmatch
family functions and working to post the news yesterday. ARGH!
Well, here's some more news for yah:
Hmmmmmmmmmm... More
Sacrifice!
Sacrifice
good! Check out the sacrifice
special over at Voodoo
Extreme for tasty screenshots galore!
Must play more FAKK2.
Life not important. Only Julie Strand's ass important. :)) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| WTF? Computers
built into your household furniture? Take a look at THESE
things. Thanks Ice. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| I'll
shortly be posting some screenshots I've taken in Tribes lately
that just had me in stiches. Be warned that I am however easily
amused, as you Tribes guys can see from THIS
demo Mr. E Mahn and I recorded yesterday. These are the sorts
of things that happen around me when I'm not busy. My tiny little
mind starts wandering, looking for anything even remotely entertaining.
From Nolman, our Indian
Affairs guy, who was recently deported back to Englad, comes THIS
link. Sweet baby! Gotta love a LAN party!
Off to my parent's
place for dinner and a swim + Tribes match tonight with my buds
at The Wrecking Crew = No more news today. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Allrighty,
got some screenshots of FAKK2 posted. Thus far, cool game, nice
weapons (The sword combo moves are really neat.) graphics are just
phenomenal, music is very nice and apropriate to your current surroundings,
and the story line/ploy is engrossing. Of course it may just suck
once the designers run out of ideas, I'll have to let you know.
Anyhows. Link HERE to the
screenshots (And yes Goshwin. I posted one of Julie from the front,
just for you.) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Just
got my copy of FAKK2. Looking pretty damned sweet so far. Graphics
are just stupid sweet. You can also do some really cool sword
moves. And of course, the protagonist has a nice ass to look at,
just as a bonus point for the whole game. :)) As one odd note,
it's the first game I've seen with a pregnant woman in it. You
just know something horrible is going to happen to her. :) I'll
get back to you all in a day or so with my verdict on it. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| All
praises be unto the mighty and wise Iceman! Verily he bringeth
news unto us of the Halo petition, a nobel and worthy cause forsooth!
Go sighneth yon petitioneth HEREINETH.
AMD
is good. Intel
is often mental retarded (*cough*rambus*cough*bribe*cough*)
in their mad scramble to discredit AMD and make themselves again
look like the only alternative. I'm picturing the new AMD add
looking something like THIS.
Just picture the little TV having the AMD logo on it, and maybe
"Hammer" flashing in the background. And since yon MC
Hamster seems to be doing mall openings these days, it'd be
pretty cheap to get the video and rights I imagine.
Woohoo! Off to email
the AMD marketting guys. I'm gonna be a millionaire marketting
genius!
Tom's Hardware has
as little write up on the AMD Vs. Intel in the 64 bit CPU war
HERE.
Very good read, and tells you a little about the Sledgehammer
proccessor.. Hmmm. Dual core. Will run 32 bit as well as 64 bit
programs quickly, unlike the Intel. Duoh.
I'm starting to kinda feel sorry for Intel. Kinda. You know how
you kinda feel sorry for the school yard bully when all the other
kids learn Kung-Fu and Smith & Wesson? That kinda sorry. |
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| Rune
(ICQ #: 9384208) |
| Hmm....
They've actually put out a map
pack for Daikatana
....just when you thought all those frogs and flies were finally
dead! bawahahahaha! I hope that you guys like the color green....
AMD offically gets
the nod for the coolest CPU codename.... after all, why name your
ridiciously fast new CPU after a river when you can name it after
a has-been, parachute-pant-wearing bankrupt rap star? That's right...it's
Hammer
time! (maybe their new theme-song will be "Can't touch this"). |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| A little
humor from our good friend Shiloh.
The search engine Google.com
has a few amusing results when one looks for "More evil than
Satan himself". Interestingly, you can probably already guess
who shows up quite a bit. Go check it out. Nothing to do with gaming,
but it's funny as hell. ;) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| I don't
know if I posted much about this before, but a few new things.
A) We now have a T1
server running Tribes, base mod. It's Teamplay and OGL legal and
guys from Canada ping sweet to it. (If you are in the Toronto->Barrie
corridor you should ping around 40-80 max. Give it a try. Server
name is "|WC|/FRAGtopia Just 4 Fun" IP is 209.135.104.57.
We are also loaning the server out to Tribes for matches and pracs.
Just ICQ me if you would like to borrow it and I'll set you up.
B) We now have our
own web server, where the FRAGtopia site now sits. :) Got a Clan,
Tribe or gaming site you want hosted? Grand total cost to you
is $0.00. Just let me know by email or ICQ, and again we'll set
you up. :)
Have a nice day, and
remember.. We care! (Well.. Ok... So maybe we don't.... But it's
still I nice gesture.) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Been
playing quite a bit of that Screaming Fist TC for Tribes. It's
pretty damned cool. Check out the site HERE.
Download it and try it out. It's especially sweet to be traveling
across the map on a transport plane, playing door gunner. :) Wow.
Sorry for lack of news,
working on a site for a fan site. :) Looking pretty sweet. Check
it out HERE.
Will be back to the usual schedule last night. (Last night? Duh.
Tomorrow night I mean. Shesh. Been up too long.) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Starting
to play with some TCs (Total Conversions) for Tribes. Some of
these guys actually do some amazing work. Hosed from the Screaming
Fist TC was nice enough to send me over an early copy for me to
take a look at it. (It'll be going public today) Not too bad atall.
Still a few bugs to work out, but that's why it's still a Beta.
:) I'll post the link as soon as it goes public so y'all can try
it out if so inclined. I'll likely be adding it to the |WC|/FRAGtopia
server later today to mess around with for a bit, see how it is
for teamplay. (Heh. Guided missiles gooooooood.)
Another TC that's looking
pretty damned sweet is the Star
Wars TC. They've got some amazing looking screenshots
posted, and assuming that George Lucas doesn't land an AT-AT full
of lawyers on their asses, they may actually have something really
cool shortly. We'll have to wait and see.
In other news, I went
with Mrs. Marauder and Rune last night to see Space Cowboys. Damn.
That's one fine movie with a great plot, and some truly amazing
cinematics. Well worth the $11 to go see it. :)
Sick of hearing "Wassssssssssupppppp?????"
everywhere you go? I guess maybe Buswieser isn't.... Click HERE
for geriatric Wassssup. Click HERE
for Budwanker.
Well, off to shower
and breakfast. It's a holiday here in Canada today. So it's time
to grab a beer and clean out my igloo. Maybe catch a hockey game
or two later, eh? |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Wow. Found
a link on PA to The
Dreamland Project. A very, very sweet site dedicated to a completely
wicked looking new game. Looks like we may finally have a worthy
successor to the Xcom series, considering that the all the new Xcom
games seem to have conviently neglected to insert any Xcom into
said games. There's also a Developer's Diary HERE
on Total Games.
Worth a look, check 'em both out! Looks like it's going to be for
the PSX2 tho... Hope we see a PC port.... |
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(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| This
space left blank deliberately to play with your mind. (Damn I'm
evil!!) |
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| Well,
just got back from Shaw. Going to be getting a few months free
outta this screw up of theirs.... Hey... imacs? Fonde... RUNE
YOU BASTARD! >sob< You promised you'd never tell that secret
to ANYONE! Just like I promised never to tell anyone about your
erectile disfunction!!!!!!
Anyho, on to other
business.....Just running around tweaking the site out a little
bit, fixing a few mis-linked images and such. If you happen to
find anything wierd, please let me know. As a reward for your
hard work, we will award you... Your very own.. COOKIE! Yes, that's
right a cookie. Or perhaps a kick ass FRAGtopia T. Or maybe just
one of these copies of Windows ME we seem to have stacked around
here...... We'll see. :) |
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| Rune
(ICQ #: 9384208) |
| Now
that Marauder is off to Shaw with a cutting torch and a double-barrelled
shotgun (we all knew that he was all ping anyway) I could take
this opportunity to post some very interesting and embarrasing
pictures of Marauder fondling an imac thanks to the magic of Photoshop...
nah... well instead here's some Midget
Wrestling ...
Being the Nvidia
whore that I am here's their latest mind-numbing subliminal demo
that in no way encourages you to buy Nvidia products (*cough*
NV20 *cough*)... seriously though this is a trippy one so make
sure to lay off the crack prior to viewing this puppy...
For those who have
just recovered from the download fest that was last weekend you're
just in time to take a look at Camp Chaos' latest "Napster Dead?"
movie cartoon
.
Hmm... Apparently you
can use a mechanical pencil to overclock your shiny new socket
A Athlon CPU (yes it's true... I can't make this stuff up!) check
out the juicy details here
and then run out and grab yourself a 5-pack o' pencils. (Shamelessly
ripped from Hardocp.) |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Hey,
pretty sweet. Found a new site. Gonegold
has all the news on newly released games, as well as new patches
and demos. Check it out, pretty darned impressive.
Few highly amuzing
things for you all to ROFL about over at Something
Awful. First off, you should all be reading their site, just
because it's funny as hell. Secondly, they're awful site of the
day is very good today. Very good indeed. I almost had a heart
attack when I read the full site. Racers
for Christ. That's right! They race cars for the Lord. So
next time you're on the final lap of the Indy 500 and you realise
that Satan is in the next car over... Relax.... RFJ is with you.
The other thing that
they've been doing for a while now is their own version of that
dumbass TV show "Survivor" (Personally I think they
should make that show a little more interesting. When people are
voted off the island, rather than taking them off to the Hilton
or whatever, they should be thrown into an active volcano. That'd
make things a little more interesting, nes pas? ANYHOWS! Link
to the SA version (With Real Live Game Developers (tm)) HERE. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| You
know. It always amazes me. Cable is fast, cable is good. Cable
is going to save the free world from cancer AND the communists........
Actually I've come
to the conclusion that cable is SHIT much of the time. For something
that's suppossedly such a great and mature technology, it amazes
me that the helper monkeys over at Shaw can't keep their god damned
routers up and running for a month at a time without massive issues.
Apparently all of southern Ontario has been having problems for
the last month or so.... Just now are they finding the problem.
Idiots. Grrrrrrrrrrr....... One WOULD think these guys would have
some spare equipment around, being a huge company and all.. But
nooooooooooooo..............
Tech
support = bad. Very bad. Grrrrrrrrrr again.
Well, I'm
off Shaw with a cutting torch. Back in a bit once I get back
on my bloody dialup connection. I might be better off as an HPB. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| The
question for us from Iceman's house of crack tonight is.... Have
you every overclocked your girlfriend? No? THESE
guys are talking about it over at 3Dfx
Gamers. Read the whole thread, it's a riot. :)
Huh. News from FGN
Online. They're reporting rumors that we may see Half Life
as a movie. Here's the exact quote:
"Gordon Freeman
on the Big Screen?
Dreamcast: Rumour
has it that Sierra and a major Hollywood studio are currently
discussing the possibility of a Half-Life movie. No details are
available yet but we'll keep you posted. "
Hopefully the ending
on the movie, if they do make one, doesn't suck ass quite as badly
as the game ending did. The possibilities tho.. Man, that was
one game that nearly killed me from the shock and suspence a few
times..... That writing and plot coupled with some kick ass Hollywood
special FX guys... OHhhhhhhhhhh....... For the first time in many,
many years... A movie that's actually scarier than some of the
things I've found under the seats in my car! *shiver*
Speaking of FGN, I
can't believe THIS.
Capcom is planning on releasing the classic us old guys all remember
so well.. Dragon's Lair... ON A FREAKIN' GAMEBOY COLOUR?!?!?!?!?!
IS NOTHING SACRED?!??!!??!?!?!! *sigh* Soon we'll have Half Life
and Tribes 2 for the Gameboy. (And by "Gameboy", I mean
"shit")
News from Newsbiatch
Rune, whos currently fearing for his life. I've threatened to
kill him if he so much as links ONE of my new images to "c:\webdesignblahblahblah"
:)
New Tribes
2 screenshots over at ZDnet's
Gamespot.
Prepare to SLOBBER.
Duoh. 5150 is apparently
retiring from Tribes as well. Post from Tribalwar
HERE.
Something
Awful has posted a REVIEW
of Kiss:Retarded premise for a game in the first place. I agree
with them. :) The demo was pretty pathetic to say the least. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Allrighty!
The site is mostly done. I decided to get it by midnight Friday.
So what do you think? Far as I'm concerned it looks pretty decent,
but hey, I'm biased! Lemme know.
Just got back from
a Microsoft Windows ME bullshit session. Was an allright way to
spend an evening, moderately amusing. And of course.... Would
be it be a Microsoft meeting without our old friend, the blue
screen of death?? That's right..... JUST as the MS guys queues
up a movie and utters the fateful words "And the best thing
about dealing with Microsoft is......" >ZOT< the computer
gods struck him down by BSOD (Blue Screen Of Deathing) his ME
demo box. The crowd just went completely wild. Funny as hell,
and made my night. Dopper, Kingpin, Gezer and myself are hooting
and hollering. :) Heh. The entire night was worth it just for
that.
Iceman sent me over
THIS
link... Ohhhh.. Mechwarrior 4 trailer movie looks so very creamy.
Worth the download. There's even a version for the HPB suckers
among us. :)
Well I'm off to bed.
I've been at this ever since we got home. Let me know if you notice
anything funny about the site, or any links that don't work. I
may just have a few copies of Windows ME evaluation version for
the first few people who point out any problems we're having. |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| Allrighty.
A few more minor changes and we're ready for lift off. I'll likely
post the new site tomorrow morning. Yay! :) So much work, but
I think it looks pretty darned good. Much cleaner and crisper
than the old site. Only problem is that people using Netscape
(7% of hits) are screwed, since the coding I used REALLY hates
netscape... Sigh. Ahh well. If only 7% of people don't like me
I'm doing well in the polls. >:) |
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| *Sob*
It's just knot fair. I'm going to start going into fits
if some of these games don't get released soon. You know the ones.
Halo...
Tribes
2..... Sacrifice.
More tasty, savory screenshots have been posted.
Sacrifice money shots
HERE.
The amazing thing is that some of these screenshots are in true
3D. If you have quicktime, you can actually rotate around inside
the screenshot? Isn't that just the damndest thing? The main sacrifice
site has undergone a renovation as well. Pretty darned buff I'm
thinking.
New Tribes 2 movie
HERE,
courtesy of Tribal
War. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................
Speaking of Tribalwar,
they've apparently been having hacker problems. If anyone knows
who this little puke is:
A) Break his knees
for him.
B) Send an email over
to Tribalwar
and turn the bitch in.
Hate guys who do this
sort of thing. Need to have their teeth kicked in. And not in
a nice way either.
Gamespy
has posted an interview with Dave Georgeson, Producer of Tribes
2 that answers quite a few of the questions I've been having.
Sounds like they're going to be adding quite a bit of stuff that
makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl on Iceman's crack, and
greatly appeals to my sneaky, campy, snipey nature. Cloaking pack
good. Shock lance good. Underwater battles good. Tribes 2 very
good. Interview
good.
Gotta tell you guys.
I've been playing Tribes avidly since 2 days after it was released.
It's still a damned good game now, and I'm so pumped over Tribes
2 I can hardly believe it. I can't think of any other game I've
been so interested in. :) My list right now runs this way: Tribes
2 (Way out in front), Team Fortress 2. Sacrifice & Halo are
tied for third. Mainly I'm looking forward to getting my hot little
hands on that sniper rifle in Halo and making sweet, sweet love
to it on a hill top somewhere. :))
And remember kids,
despite our constant references to crack.. Winners don't do drugs!
(Well, unless you're a proffessional athlete..... Or maybe a top
executive.... or....... Uhhhhhhhh... Never mind.)
Misc links I won't
be posting untill tomorrow. :)
http://www.pczone.co.uk/guest/frame.cgi?page=previews/htmare/htmare1.html
http://www.menithings.com/video/Mech4/Video_Mech_01.html |
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| |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
| OK! The
site is damned near ready to relaunch. Just to keep myself amused
I did a new banner to give a little credit to my favorite comic
site. I'll be changing up the banners quite a bit, just to... well...
I dunno. I find it funny. And no, it's not an advert. :) Adverts=Bad.
Anyho. It's close to the truth. :) What does everyone think of the
new look? Those of you that have found the link anyhows. |
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| Aug
1/00 - |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
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| Greetings
my friends! Just an example of what the news will look like with
the new format. :) What do you all think? I'm babbeling here..
doo dee doo... Lah dee dah.....
HEY!
Our good friend Flagg has done a revamp of Tribes-Universe. Check
it out, so very, very sweet! Guys a freakin' web design Picaso.
Well, I guess maybe a Rembrandt. (If he was Picaso his Bioderm
logo would have 3 heads. :) |
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| July
31/00 - |WC|Marauder
(ICQ #: 12419781) |
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|
Penny-Arcade
has poked
fun at The Registrars,
who after their wonderful "database" error took our
website down for a few days may just be my fav biatches for a
while.
Was posting a letter
to Tycho
over at PA about it (Hey, I'll rant to anyone who's Outlook doesn't
yet automatically delete my incomings!) I was amused by my ranting
so here it is: (Read it, and know that YES! Customer service is
indeed alive, well, and living in the Registrars' pants.)
"Speaking of
the Registrars, those idiots had a database errors a week ago
that took my ranting, ravings, and incoherent mumblings offline
for 3-4 days.
Now, while many of
the people out there (Mostly the Mac guys, and prehaps John Romero)
would view this as mearly the work of God and "the right thing
to have happened" I was somewhat pissed off. SO! I wrote away.
Here's the letter.
Part 1:
We aplogize for the
sudden change, our database malfunctioned and updated a lot of
domain names to our dns servers. Please email us the dns servers
and IPs, so that we can make the proper update.
(Bitches. Free advert
for them, courtesy of everyone who went to my sites. Grrrrrrrrrr)
I figured maybe they'd do something nice for me, you know for
messing us up for a few days... Did they? Oh yes! They certainly
offered to move the earth and moon to make sure I was happy with
thier services!
Part 2:
Dear Sir, We would
be happy to send you a Registrars.com T-shirt for your enjoyment!
Please email us with your mailing address and specify the size(XL
or Large).
Yes! That's right!
A fucking Tshirt! Oh my god! Their database "malfunctions" (No
backups?!?) and takes my web site down for days and I get offered
a TSHIRT!?!?!?!?!?!?! If this was a site I relied on to life I'd
offer them a damned lawsuite to go with that Tshirt.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
Nice to know customer service is alive, well, and living on mars.
/me boots Registrars
in the head. These guys are going to be my fav "making fun of"
biatches for a while I think. "
I've somehow got a
bad taste in my mouth. This would be comparable to Nike making
a pair of shoes that explode and put you out of work for a few
days offering you a god damned Nike Tshirt (Ex. Advert) by way
of compensation. Not happy with these guys at all.
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