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Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Stupid ASUS. Stupid fucking world. Sold my much vaunted Athlon 650 oc'd to 750 yesterday to Mr. E Mahn and bought a Thunderbird 800 for a little bit more. Naturally the damned ASUS mobo appears to be dead.. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... Returned the mobo, was assured that another one was on it's way. This afternoon I sit here in my corner, alone, sad and totally motherboardless. Hugging my empty case... A case filled with so much high end gaming gear... And no motherboard to cradle all those parts within it's loving arms and make them do things that makes everyone else jealous. So much power waiting to be unleashed on an unsuspecting world. SO! I am completely without a computer at home. As such I am cranky, irritable, and I can feel my r33t sniping skillz slowly seeping out of my body, much the same way fine, aged wine will seep out of a leaky cask if it's not kept busy and practising capping biatches. Hmmmmm... Perhaps that analogy doesn't work. You know what I mean tho. Damn the computer gods, and damn their evil demonic gaming devices.

More news from the recently rehab'd Iceman! Sweet looking screenshot over at Voodoo Extreme from Giants. Hmmmmmm... Another good looking game that's been delayed far too long.

Praetorian, our editor-in-exile sends the following news from his hideut in the Tibetan mountains. Apparently Windows ME DOES have real mode DOS support (The thing I was moaning about a few days back.) Here's his letter.

" Real DOS-Mode Patch for Windows ME v1.3 [9k] W9x FREE

http://www.geocities.com/mfd4life_2000/mfddme13.zip

http://www.geocities.com/mfd4life_2000/

"Did you ever wonder why Windows ME, which is based on the Windows 9x kernel, can't access Real DOS Mode? Did you think that Windows ME architecture doesn't allow it? Well, it seems that Microsoft simply decided to hide this option in Windows ME (for some unknown reason). This patch will modify "IO.SYS," "COMMAND.COM," and "REGENV32.EXE" in order to unhide the Real DOS Mode on Windows ME systems, resulting in a similar boot process to the one available in 9x. This will allow the use of "CONFIG.SYS" and "AUTOEXEC.BAT" before Windows loads." NOTE: documentation contains adult language. "

Heh heh. Adult language eh? Talk dirty to ME!

So, still thinking Napster isn't up to anything? The Fool knows BETTER!

Feeling a little sorry for 3Dfx. Always liked to root for the underdog, and now, after so many years of being king of the hill, looks like they're the ones eating dirt these days. I like to see nVidia do well, they've come so far in just 2 years... BUT! I hope we never see an nVidia monopoly either. That's when things start to go stagnant. Maybe S3 will take over as the new 3D accelerator giant! (Oh wait, they'd have to start making REALY video cards then, wouldn't they??) Hah!

Oh my god! Penny-Arcade has outdone themselves. Treh didn't get the reference, but then he wouldn't. Check out TODAY'S cartoon.

Walking past the local Radio Shed the other day. Passed a guy holding an emachine. Big sticker on the side of it. "World's fastest gaming machine." I almost died with laughter. They hung people at Neuremberg for smaller lies than contained on that one small sticker.

Only one word for that guy. Sucker. Maybe fucking idiot as well.

 
Rune (ICQ #: 9384208)
Just when you thought that it couldn't get any worse after today's shocking revelation that Iceman has joined the Dark Side (tm), it appears that 3dfx had yet another record setting quarterly loss of about $100 million U.S. and as a result it's rumoured that they are looking to sell and then subcontract their board making business. About $66 million of the loss is apparently related to their purchase of Gigapixel. I really hope that 3dfx is either able to recover or that they're purchased by another competitor as having less competition in the market would hurt just about everyone. If 3dfx does go the way of the Dodo let's hope that another competitor like ATI or Matrox will really step up to the plate so that it doesn't become a total Nvidia monopoly.
 
Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
Oh my god. It appears that hell has finally frozen over and the four horsemen are on their way! Rumors have just come in that Iceman (3Dfx Crackmeister Extrordinaire) has finally broken down, seen the true gaming light and bought a GeFORCE card. Film at 11!
 
Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Well, after a long very tiring weekend of paintball, I'm back. Got rained on, got shot lots in the last game when I lead three glorious charges into enemy fire, screaming at the top of my lungs (Luckily in paintball, unlike real life, one does respawn.) Got a few photos I'll stick on the site of myself, Kingpin, Goshwin, Red Leader, Mr. E. Mahn, GQman and Cornholio showing off our guns. :)

Other than the paintball, the weekend was uneventful, but it was nice to have a little time off. (Thanks Rune!)

 

I've finally got Windows ME installed on my work machine, and honestly.... Ehhhh... It's Windows 98 TE (Third edition) It does seem to use more resources and run slower once I get everything loaded down than 98 SE. To be fair, it's only a final release candidate, so Microsoft may have made a few changes to it... but not too many I'm thinking. Before it gets all loaded down it does boot like a bat out of hell. I'm at my desktop in about 30 seconds flat or less. Pretty speedy little devil.

The coolest part of Windows ME in my opinion is the Registry backup & restore utility. Personally I think having a Registry is a retarded idea in the first place, as it causes untold problems that require one to restore one OS on a disturbingly regular basis. (Fucking MS anyhows. Morons.) But since we're stuck with it, it's really handy to be able to make a snapshot of the OS at any time, and restore it at will. It works too, I was busy deleting my Outlook Express folder just to see, after making a Registry backup of course. (Naturally, if anyone asked what I had done, my answer was "NOTHING! I DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" Heh heh.) Then BLAMO!. No more OE. Restored the registry, and there it was again! This is going to be great for cutting down on service calls and OS restores I think. And unlike the 98 SE version, this one actually seems to work right. It also dates all the Reg backups, which is just great for keeping track of how far back you are going. I don't know how happy the guys who make "Go Back" are going to be with this OS. As near as I can tell, that's exactly what their utility does. Du'oh! One more lawsuit to keep the MS lawyer team on their feet. :)

ME will also not allow you to delete vital .VXD files! Thank God! I don't know how many times I've had a customer in who had deleted something that "Didn't look like they needed it!" from their windows/system folder. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Now the file just won't delete. :)

Now the bad stuff: I couldn't get ME to work with my GeFORCE2 at home. This is likely just a driver issue, according to Creative Labs and nVidia. Have to wait until the OS is actually released for proper driver support.

The OS seems to lock up frequently loading SB Live! drivers, again, have to see if the official ME drivers work any better.

ME also seems to have issues (May just be something funny about this system) playing videos. Video clips run very, very jumpy and will occasionally crash the system. Again, may be driver, or Windows Media player related.

One thing I did fear greatly, and it seems to have come to pass is lack of real DOS support. The command folder is still there, but you are unable to boot to a command prompt on power up, and can't reboot in MS-DOS mode. You can run what looks alot like the NT command simulator thingy. Now 99% of the time, I couldn't give a damn about actual DOS support... BUT! When something blows up in Windows, much of the time you have to boot into DOS to fix the damned thing. We'll see how things unfold. I'll let you all know when I get a final copy of ME installed on this machine, if it runs any differently.

 

Got my ass signed up for the Tribes 2 beta. I hope the rest of you did as well. If I get approved, we're going to have to slightly upgrade the FRAGtopia Just 4 Fun server, as it is a touch under the specs for the Beta servers. (600mhz, 256 meg RAM! Ouchies!) Not a problem tho, it'll be worth it. :)

I'm still working on that review for FAKK2. Go check out my screenshots, then go buy the game. It's pretty damned good and kept me occupied long enough to beat it, which is something that very few games can do.

 
Rune (ICQ #: 9384208)

Lots of Tribes 2 happenings lately! If you haven't yet signed up for the beta go here to do so! Also they're slapped up a bunch of fullscreen, higher quality screenshots that look simply amazing. Check 'em out! I'll bet ya that sniper pic will probably end up being Marauder's new Desktop background after he finally sees it.

For some real John Woo Action check out the new Counter Strike Beta 7! They've added dual Berettas, new maps and animations and test vehicles that you can actually drive around in. I just tried this and it's great! The jeeps aren't very realistic yet but they're a ton of fun.

 
Rune (ICQ #: 9384208)
Well, Richard, the fat gay guy, won Survivor... I was personally cheering for Rudy (along with everybody else)... Well, I guess that he's now one of the few people who can actually afford to get a Voodoo 5 6000 *and* a GeForce 2 Ultra... Speaking of Surviving, you should really grab THIS new (improved!) Tribes 2 video so that you can do just that when this beauty of a game is finally released. This one shows off a whole lotta gamplay and the sweet, sweet moving clouds... <Rune drools>.....You know you want it! Trees goooood!
 
Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
Allrighty. It's all up to Rune, newsbitch supreme. I'm going to be to damned busy over the next few days (Including a lot of the worlds best 1st person shooter on Friday and Saturday... By this I mean PAINTBALL BABY!) so Rune will be doing all the news. Hope he's good to 'yall, and I'll see you Monday!
 
Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

First off, here's a little tidbit from Game Centre that gives a few details on the upcoming Pentium IV. Looks pretty sweet. I dunno about this Internet BS. (The Pentium III was somehow supposed to make the Internet faster as well!?) But the rest of it looks pretty sweet. READ it! Thanks Hormone!!!

News over at Planet Quake. And I can at last post it. (Damn you and your blood vows of silence Pappy-R! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................

"The times are a changin' here at PlanetQuake but I think you'll be OK with them. Promotions have been passed around starting with Hellchick being promoted to Action Genre Producer for GameSpy. This means she'll be the big cheese over all the "action" themed Planet sites and will do most of the writing at 3D ActionPlanet and GameSpy.com. We'd like to congratulate her on her accomplishments and her recent promotion.

Now this leaves some duties open around PlanetQuake and those have been filled in a way we think you should all feel comfy with. Spyke has been promoted to PQ Content Manager, which means he's responsible for making sure our regular features and added juice get posted for you all to enjoy. There will be alot more on that soon, so watch close.

I've been given the job of PQ Site Director and that basically means I'm responsible for the direction PQ takes, and if you don't have a good time on your visit, it's my fault. I'd like you all to know that I plan on keeping PQ right at the top of your lists for Quake news, features and community focused action. Feel free to bring ideas and concerns right to me. I'll still be hanging around the news and handling the PQ hosted sites, so those that have issues there can still go to the same place. "

Yay for Pappy! Pappy's such a nice guy, I'm glad he got promoted to shit catcher, and not someone else... Like.. Oh I dunno.. The PQ janitor or someone like that. :) Everyone write him nice NOTES.

You may notice that the |WC| is gone from my name today. I've resigned from Wrecking Crew for Tribes. No hard feelings. The guys who I joined to play with (Hormone!!!, Cyborg and Brutal Biatch) just quit, so there's not much of a reason for me to stay on. You'll still see me playing on the servers around the 'net, so I'll cyah all on the battlefield. (Most likely thru my sniper scope, being the campy little bitch that I am. :)

 
Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Hehe. Thanks Iceman. You have to admire a guy who's THIS honest.

Party went well yesterday, we had 10 guys there. Played some Tribes, Counterstrike, Q3A (Stuck it down Skeez! :) and some UT. Lots of fun had by all, much fragging went down. Regretably, I was lagging out too badly because of the RuneCAM (tm) and so had to shut it down to play games.. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........................

As an interesting side note, no news from Rune for a few days... He left his keyboard in my car when I took him home.. And since he lives around 50km away from me......... Sucker. :) So bascially I can make fun of him, and he can't do anything other that futilly click around. :))) heh.

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
Well, never mind about the web cam. :) I need a spare machine to run that thing so it doesn't lag my games out. Hmmmm.. Play games with lag or without.... Lemme think here. /me violently yanks USB cable from machine. There.. :)
 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Hmmmm. LAN Party. :) FRAGtopia lite is on. Duoh. Same weekend as the AK LAN, so a wack of our regulars are down in Niagra Falls. :) Ahhhh well. We're going to hang out here for the day and play some games, have some fun. Eat pizza, drool on our keyboards. You know, all those good things you do at LAN Parties. Web cam will be up if you wanna see whats up here on the west side with the g's.

Go HERE for the web cam. It'll be aimed at Rune part of the day, so you can view his convulsions as he games. It's funny as hell, it's RuneTV. All Rune, all the time.

I changed the rules a little bit for Teamplay.net yesterday for Tribes. Some of the DOX maps, which I've ranted and raved about before are now TP legal. Don't have them? Get them HERE.

I've posted the start of my FAKK2 review. Check it out. Damned good game, tho as I mentioned a few days ago the ending was a little disapointing.

Anyhows! Off to teach some punk bitches to suck it down. Marauder out.

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Yet again I was too damned busy yesterday, what with work, picking Rune up for tomorrow's LAN party, trying to finish up my FAKK2 review etc etc to post any news. Sorry, as always. More later today. :)

I knew Diakatana was a small part of the esence of evil on this little planet of ours. Follow THIS and you too will know the truth grasshopper.

We need help with news. I need more peeps like the Iceman, who submit news on a somewhat regular basis via Email or ICQ. You of course get credit for your news, a pat on the head, and this faboulous prize! /me waves to Vana.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! A MARVELOUS EMPTY BOX!!!!!!!!!!

So it doesn't pay anything. :) But it is a lot of fun. And 30+ people per day will view your words of wisdom and enlightenment! Let me know if you'd like to help out with news, reviews, articles, or attitude. We'd really appreciate it. I'd like to start getting more news & reviews posted on the site daily, see if we can get this thing really going well. :) SO! If yah wanna be famous, (Or at least busier than you are right now) start writing!

Someone sent me a link to THIS sweet, sweet porn site. Lots of hot amateur action for those of you too embarased to go buy real porn. :)) Check it out!

I was bored this AM. So Here's a pic of Rune sleeping. :) Isn't he cute? He has an iMac under the covers with him, but don't tell him I told you about it. :)))

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
Just finished up Heavy Metal:FAKK2. Good freakin' game! Well worth the playing I think, and I'm not a big third person/tomb raider type game. (I was right btw: the pregnant chick had something horrible (Well kinda) happen to her. :)) Graphics were great, game play was great, sound fx and music were great, levels were phenominal......... But the ending was one of those "To be continued" endings... I hate those. I really do. Overall I'd rate the game as being well worth the playing. Sweet, sweet candy. But game developers REALLY need to work on the endings. The game also felt a little bit short, but I played it for over 6 hours the other day. Nice thing about it is that the puzzles are just hard enough to make you think about it, but not hard enough to stump me, which is another thing I really hate. Could have used more ammo for the big guns throughout the levels. Go out, get it. Hope they release more levels or a multiplayer patch. Rating: 8.5 outta 10. I'll post a full review and a pile more of my cooler screenshots tomorrow most likely. For now, my head hurts. Nighty nighty kids. :))
 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

More screenshots from FAKK2 posted. I may have my life back tomorrow, as I think I'm nearly done the game. Check out the sweetness HERE.

Thanks to |WC|Hormone AND |WC|Akula we have this photo HERE. Wow. Who's riding this bus?

More sweet, sweet candy. Tribes 2 screenshots HERE. Check the vehicles out!

 
Rune (ICQ #: 9384208)

I've been checking out the demoscene lately and man has it been busy! WTF is the demoscene you ask? Well it's a community that makes and displays computer imagery usually in the form of real-time rendered 3D and 2D artistic demos. Many individuals and/or groups compete against each other at demo parties where they show off their latest and greatest creations. Some of the best sites for the demoscene include demonews.com, scene.org, and demoscene.org. Check out a couple of these 3D accelerated examples: (warning: some of these require a pretty hefty videocard in order to work properly), Fate by 7 Gods, Art by Haujobb, Lapsus by Maturefurk, and Stuff I whacked together when I was bored by Sol/Trauma. Seriously trippy stuff...

In Tribes 2 news, Gamespy has landed a video interview with Dave Georgeson, Producer of the game. They go into detail about gameplay, graphics, new teamplay features as well as new tech like integrated web pages, voice chat, and instant messaging in Tribes 2. They also have a bit of never-before-seen footage of the game. Check it out!

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Allrighty, been too damned busy playing FAKK2 (Here for more screenshots from my game so far. :) attending Deathmatch family functions and working to post the news yesterday. ARGH! Well, here's some more news for yah:

Hmmmmmmmmmm... More Sacrifice! Sacrifice good! Check out the sacrifice special over at Voodoo Extreme for tasty screenshots galore!

Must play more FAKK2. Life not important. Only Julie Strand's ass important. :))

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
WTF? Computers built into your household furniture? Take a look at THESE things. Thanks Ice.
 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

I'll shortly be posting some screenshots I've taken in Tribes lately that just had me in stiches. Be warned that I am however easily amused, as you Tribes guys can see from THIS demo Mr. E Mahn and I recorded yesterday. These are the sorts of things that happen around me when I'm not busy. My tiny little mind starts wandering, looking for anything even remotely entertaining.

From Nolman, our Indian Affairs guy, who was recently deported back to Englad, comes THIS link. Sweet baby! Gotta love a LAN party!

Off to my parent's place for dinner and a swim + Tribes match tonight with my buds at The Wrecking Crew = No more news today.

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
Allrighty, got some screenshots of FAKK2 posted. Thus far, cool game, nice weapons (The sword combo moves are really neat.) graphics are just phenomenal, music is very nice and apropriate to your current surroundings, and the story line/ploy is engrossing. Of course it may just suck once the designers run out of ideas, I'll have to let you know. Anyhows. Link HERE to the screenshots (And yes Goshwin. I posted one of Julie from the front, just for you.)
 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Just got my copy of FAKK2. Looking pretty damned sweet so far. Graphics are just stupid sweet. You can also do some really cool sword moves. And of course, the protagonist has a nice ass to look at, just as a bonus point for the whole game. :)) As one odd note, it's the first game I've seen with a pregnant woman in it. You just know something horrible is going to happen to her. :) I'll get back to you all in a day or so with my verdict on it.

 

|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

All praises be unto the mighty and wise Iceman! Verily he bringeth news unto us of the Halo petition, a nobel and worthy cause forsooth! Go sighneth yon petitioneth HEREINETH.

AMD is good. Intel is often mental retarded (*cough*rambus*cough*bribe*cough*) in their mad scramble to discredit AMD and make themselves again look like the only alternative. I'm picturing the new AMD add looking something like THIS. Just picture the little TV having the AMD logo on it, and maybe "Hammer" flashing in the background. And since yon MC Hamster seems to be doing mall openings these days, it'd be pretty cheap to get the video and rights I imagine.

Woohoo! Off to email the AMD marketting guys. I'm gonna be a millionaire marketting genius!

Tom's Hardware has as little write up on the AMD Vs. Intel in the 64 bit CPU war HERE. Very good read, and tells you a little about the Sledgehammer proccessor.. Hmmm. Dual core. Will run 32 bit as well as 64 bit programs quickly, unlike the Intel. Duoh. I'm starting to kinda feel sorry for Intel. Kinda. You know how you kinda feel sorry for the school yard bully when all the other kids learn Kung-Fu and Smith & Wesson? That kinda sorry.

 
Rune (ICQ #: 9384208)
Hmm.... They've actually put out a map pack for Daikatana ....just when you thought all those frogs and flies were finally dead! bawahahahaha! I hope that you guys like the color green.... AMD offically gets the nod for the coolest CPU codename.... after all, why name your ridiciously fast new CPU after a river when you can name it after a has-been, parachute-pant-wearing bankrupt rap star? That's right...it's Hammer time! (maybe their new theme-song will be "Can't touch this").
 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
A little humor from our good friend Shiloh. The search engine Google.com has a few amusing results when one looks for "More evil than Satan himself". Interestingly, you can probably already guess who shows up quite a bit. Go check it out. Nothing to do with gaming, but it's funny as hell. ;)
 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

I don't know if I posted much about this before, but a few new things.

A) We now have a T1 server running Tribes, base mod. It's Teamplay and OGL legal and guys from Canada ping sweet to it. (If you are in the Toronto->Barrie corridor you should ping around 40-80 max. Give it a try. Server name is "|WC|/FRAGtopia Just 4 Fun" IP is 209.135.104.57. We are also loaning the server out to Tribes for matches and pracs. Just ICQ me if you would like to borrow it and I'll set you up.

B) We now have our own web server, where the FRAGtopia site now sits. :) Got a Clan, Tribe or gaming site you want hosted? Grand total cost to you is $0.00. Just let me know by email or ICQ, and again we'll set you up. :)

Have a nice day, and remember.. We care! (Well.. Ok... So maybe we don't.... But it's still I nice gesture.)

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Been playing quite a bit of that Screaming Fist TC for Tribes. It's pretty damned cool. Check out the site HERE. Download it and try it out. It's especially sweet to be traveling across the map on a transport plane, playing door gunner. :) Wow.

Sorry for lack of news, working on a site for a fan site. :) Looking pretty sweet. Check it out HERE. Will be back to the usual schedule last night. (Last night? Duh. Tomorrow night I mean. Shesh. Been up too long.)

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Starting to play with some TCs (Total Conversions) for Tribes. Some of these guys actually do some amazing work. Hosed from the Screaming Fist TC was nice enough to send me over an early copy for me to take a look at it. (It'll be going public today) Not too bad atall. Still a few bugs to work out, but that's why it's still a Beta. :) I'll post the link as soon as it goes public so y'all can try it out if so inclined. I'll likely be adding it to the |WC|/FRAGtopia server later today to mess around with for a bit, see how it is for teamplay. (Heh. Guided missiles gooooooood.)

Another TC that's looking pretty damned sweet is the Star Wars TC. They've got some amazing looking screenshots posted, and assuming that George Lucas doesn't land an AT-AT full of lawyers on their asses, they may actually have something really cool shortly. We'll have to wait and see.

In other news, I went with Mrs. Marauder and Rune last night to see Space Cowboys. Damn. That's one fine movie with a great plot, and some truly amazing cinematics. Well worth the $11 to go see it. :)

Sick of hearing "Wassssssssssupppppp?????" everywhere you go? I guess maybe Buswieser isn't.... Click HERE for geriatric Wassssup. Click HERE for Budwanker.

Well, off to shower and breakfast. It's a holiday here in Canada today. So it's time to grab a beer and clean out my igloo. Maybe catch a hockey game or two later, eh?

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)
Wow. Found a link on PA to The Dreamland Project. A very, very sweet site dedicated to a completely wicked looking new game. Looks like we may finally have a worthy successor to the Xcom series, considering that the all the new Xcom games seem to have conviently neglected to insert any Xcom into said games. There's also a Developer's Diary HERE on Total Games. Worth a look, check 'em both out! Looks like it's going to be for the PSX2 tho... Hope we see a PC port....
 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

This space left blank deliberately to play with your mind. (Damn I'm evil!!)

Well, just got back from Shaw. Going to be getting a few months free outta this screw up of theirs.... Hey... imacs? Fonde... RUNE YOU BASTARD! >sob< You promised you'd never tell that secret to ANYONE! Just like I promised never to tell anyone about your erectile disfunction!!!!!!

Anyho, on to other business.....Just running around tweaking the site out a little bit, fixing a few mis-linked images and such. If you happen to find anything wierd, please let me know. As a reward for your hard work, we will award you... Your very own.. COOKIE! Yes, that's right a cookie. Or perhaps a kick ass FRAGtopia T. Or maybe just one of these copies of Windows ME we seem to have stacked around here...... We'll see. :)

 
Rune (ICQ #: 9384208)

Now that Marauder is off to Shaw with a cutting torch and a double-barrelled shotgun (we all knew that he was all ping anyway) I could take this opportunity to post some very interesting and embarrasing pictures of Marauder fondling an imac thanks to the magic of Photoshop... nah... well instead here's some Midget Wrestling ...

Being the Nvidia whore that I am here's their latest mind-numbing subliminal demo that in no way encourages you to buy Nvidia products (*cough* NV20 *cough*)... seriously though this is a trippy one so make sure to lay off the crack prior to viewing this puppy...

For those who have just recovered from the download fest that was last weekend you're just in time to take a look at Camp Chaos' latest "Napster Dead?" movie cartoon .

Hmm... Apparently you can use a mechanical pencil to overclock your shiny new socket A Athlon CPU (yes it's true... I can't make this stuff up!) check out the juicy details here and then run out and grab yourself a 5-pack o' pencils. (Shamelessly ripped from Hardocp.)

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

Hey, pretty sweet. Found a new site. Gonegold has all the news on newly released games, as well as new patches and demos. Check it out, pretty darned impressive.

Few highly amuzing things for you all to ROFL about over at Something Awful. First off, you should all be reading their site, just because it's funny as hell. Secondly, they're awful site of the day is very good today. Very good indeed. I almost had a heart attack when I read the full site. Racers for Christ. That's right! They race cars for the Lord. So next time you're on the final lap of the Indy 500 and you realise that Satan is in the next car over... Relax.... RFJ is with you.

The other thing that they've been doing for a while now is their own version of that dumbass TV show "Survivor" (Personally I think they should make that show a little more interesting. When people are voted off the island, rather than taking them off to the Hilton or whatever, they should be thrown into an active volcano. That'd make things a little more interesting, nes pas? ANYHOWS! Link to the SA version (With Real Live Game Developers (tm)) HERE.

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

You know. It always amazes me. Cable is fast, cable is good. Cable is going to save the free world from cancer AND the communists........

Actually I've come to the conclusion that cable is SHIT much of the time. For something that's suppossedly such a great and mature technology, it amazes me that the helper monkeys over at Shaw can't keep their god damned routers up and running for a month at a time without massive issues. Apparently all of southern Ontario has been having problems for the last month or so.... Just now are they finding the problem. Idiots. Grrrrrrrrrrr....... One WOULD think these guys would have some spare equipment around, being a huge company and all.. But nooooooooooooo..............

Tech support = bad. Very bad. Grrrrrrrrrr again.

Well, I'm off Shaw with a cutting torch. Back in a bit once I get back on my bloody dialup connection. I might be better off as an HPB.

 
|WC|Marauder (ICQ #: 12419781)

The question for us from Iceman's house of crack tonight is.... Have you every overclocked your girlfriend? No? THESE guys are talking about it over at 3Dfx Gamers. Read the whole thread, it's a riot. :)

Huh. News from FGN Online. They're reporting rumors that we may see Half Life as a movie. Here's the exact quote:

"Gordon Freeman on the Big Screen?

Dreamcast: Rumour has it that Sierra and a major Hollywood studio are currently discussing the possibility of a Half-Life movie. No details are available yet but we'll keep you posted. "

Hopefully the ending on the movie, if they do make one, doesn't suck ass quite as badly as the game ending did. The possibilities tho.. Man, that was one game that nearly killed me from the shock and suspence a few times..... That writing and plot coupled with some kick ass Hollywood special FX guys... OHhhhhhhhhhh....... For the first time in many, many years... A movie that's actually scarier than some of the things I've found under the seats in my car! *shiver*

Speaking of FGN, I can't believe THIS. Capcom is planning on releasing the classic us old guys all remember so well.. Dragon's Lair... ON A FREAKIN' GAMEBOY COLOUR?!?!?!?!?! IS NOTHING SACRED?!??!!??!?!?!! *sigh* Soon we'll have Half Life and Tribes 2 for the Gameboy. (And by "Gameboy", I mean "shit")

News from Newsbiatch Rune, whos currently fearing for his life. I've threatened to kill him if he so much as links ONE of my new images to "c:\webdesignblahblahblah" :)

New Tribes 2 screenshots over at ZDnet's Gamespot. Prepare to SLOBBER.

Duoh. 5150 is apparently retiring from Tribes as well. Post from Tribalwar HERE.

Something Awful has posted a REVIEW of Kiss:Retarded premise for a game in the first place. I agree with them. :) The demo was pretty pathetic to say the least.

 
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Allrighty! The site is mostly done. I decided to get it by midnight Friday. So what do you think? Far as I'm concerned it looks pretty decent, but hey, I'm biased! Lemme know.

Just got back from a Microsoft Windows ME bullshit session. Was an allright way to spend an evening, moderately amusing. And of course.... Would be it be a Microsoft meeting without our old friend, the blue screen of death?? That's right..... JUST as the MS guys queues up a movie and utters the fateful words "And the best thing about dealing with Microsoft is......" >ZOT< the computer gods struck him down by BSOD (Blue Screen Of Deathing) his ME demo box. The crowd just went completely wild. Funny as hell, and made my night. Dopper, Kingpin, Gezer and myself are hooting and hollering. :) Heh. The entire night was worth it just for that.

Iceman sent me over THIS link... Ohhhh.. Mechwarrior 4 trailer movie looks so very creamy. Worth the download. There's even a version for the HPB suckers among us. :)

Well I'm off to bed. I've been at this ever since we got home. Let me know if you notice anything funny about the site, or any links that don't work. I may just have a few copies of Windows ME evaluation version for the first few people who point out any problems we're having.

 
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Allrighty. A few more minor changes and we're ready for lift off. I'll likely post the new site tomorrow morning. Yay! :) So much work, but I think it looks pretty darned good. Much cleaner and crisper than the old site. Only problem is that people using Netscape (7% of hits) are screwed, since the coding I used REALLY hates netscape... Sigh. Ahh well. If only 7% of people don't like me I'm doing well in the polls. >:)

*Sob* It's just knot fair. I'm going to start going into fits if some of these games don't get released soon. You know the ones. Halo... Tribes 2..... Sacrifice. More tasty, savory screenshots have been posted.

Sacrifice money shots HERE. The amazing thing is that some of these screenshots are in true 3D. If you have quicktime, you can actually rotate around inside the screenshot? Isn't that just the damndest thing? The main sacrifice site has undergone a renovation as well. Pretty darned buff I'm thinking.

New Tribes 2 movie HERE, courtesy of Tribal War. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................

Speaking of Tribalwar, they've apparently been having hacker problems. If anyone knows who this little puke is:

A) Break his knees for him.

B) Send an email over to Tribalwar and turn the bitch in.

Hate guys who do this sort of thing. Need to have their teeth kicked in. And not in a nice way either.

Gamespy has posted an interview with Dave Georgeson, Producer of Tribes 2 that answers quite a few of the questions I've been having. Sounds like they're going to be adding quite a bit of stuff that makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl on Iceman's crack, and greatly appeals to my sneaky, campy, snipey nature. Cloaking pack good. Shock lance good. Underwater battles good. Tribes 2 very good. Interview good.

Gotta tell you guys. I've been playing Tribes avidly since 2 days after it was released. It's still a damned good game now, and I'm so pumped over Tribes 2 I can hardly believe it. I can't think of any other game I've been so interested in. :) My list right now runs this way: Tribes 2 (Way out in front), Team Fortress 2. Sacrifice & Halo are tied for third. Mainly I'm looking forward to getting my hot little hands on that sniper rifle in Halo and making sweet, sweet love to it on a hill top somewhere. :))

And remember kids, despite our constant references to crack.. Winners don't do drugs! (Well, unless you're a proffessional athlete..... Or maybe a top executive.... or....... Uhhhhhhhh... Never mind.)

Misc links I won't be posting untill tomorrow. :)

http://www.pczone.co.uk/guest/frame.cgi?page=previews/htmare/htmare1.html

http://www.menithings.com/video/Mech4/Video_Mech_01.html

 
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OK! The site is damned near ready to relaunch. Just to keep myself amused I did a new banner to give a little credit to my favorite comic site. I'll be changing up the banners quite a bit, just to... well... I dunno. I find it funny. And no, it's not an advert. :) Adverts=Bad. Anyho. It's close to the truth. :) What does everyone think of the new look? Those of you that have found the link anyhows.
 

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Greetings my friends! Just an example of what the news will look like with the new format. :) What do you all think? I'm babbeling here.. doo dee doo... Lah dee dah.....

HEY! Our good friend Flagg has done a revamp of Tribes-Universe. Check it out, so very, very sweet! Guys a freakin' web design Picaso. Well, I guess maybe a Rembrandt. (If he was Picaso his Bioderm logo would have 3 heads. :)

 
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Penny-Arcade has poked fun at The Registrars, who after their wonderful "database" error took our website down for a few days may just be my fav biatches for a while.

Was posting a letter to Tycho over at PA about it (Hey, I'll rant to anyone who's Outlook doesn't yet automatically delete my incomings!) I was amused by my ranting so here it is: (Read it, and know that YES! Customer service is indeed alive, well, and living in the Registrars' pants.)

"Speaking of the Registrars, those idiots had a database errors a week ago that took my ranting, ravings, and incoherent mumblings offline for 3-4 days.

Now, while many of the people out there (Mostly the Mac guys, and prehaps John Romero) would view this as mearly the work of God and "the right thing to have happened" I was somewhat pissed off. SO! I wrote away.

Here's the letter.

Part 1:

We aplogize for the sudden change, our database malfunctioned and updated a lot of domain names to our dns servers. Please email us the dns servers and IPs, so that we can make the proper update.

(Bitches. Free advert for them, courtesy of everyone who went to my sites. Grrrrrrrrrr) I figured maybe they'd do something nice for me, you know for messing us up for a few days... Did they? Oh yes! They certainly offered to move the earth and moon to make sure I was happy with thier services!

Part 2:

Dear Sir, We would be happy to send you a Registrars.com T-shirt for your enjoyment! Please email us with your mailing address and specify the size(XL or Large).

Yes! That's right! A fucking Tshirt! Oh my god! Their database "malfunctions" (No backups?!?) and takes my web site down for days and I get offered a TSHIRT!?!?!?!?!?!?! If this was a site I relied on to life I'd offer them a damned lawsuite to go with that Tshirt.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... Nice to know customer service is alive, well, and living on mars.

/me boots Registrars in the head. These guys are going to be my fav "making fun of" biatches for a while I think. "

I've somehow got a bad taste in my mouth. This would be comparable to Nike making a pair of shoes that explode and put you out of work for a few days offering you a god damned Nike Tshirt (Ex. Advert) by way of compensation. Not happy with these guys at all.

 
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