Old one from a few months ago I forgot to post. :) (I think it was Sept 2002)

rune: holy crap..... The minimum requirements for UT 2003 require 3 Gigs of disk space!! rune: uh... someone needs to figure out better compression schemes or something Marauder: Who cares?
Marauder: LOL
rune: well.... that is a lot of space...
Marauder: We need more efficient coding too, but we just buy faster computers to make up for it :):)
rune: that could be used for p0rn
Marauder: My god.
rune: ;-)
rune: hah
rune: just kidding
rune: that woke you up
Marauder: Or poems worshipping Pappy and extoling his virtues
rune: uh yes
rune: well that goes without saying
Marauder: I could easilly fill 3 gigs of space with a single poem devoted to his greatness. Marauder: and that's in notepad
Marauder: singlespaced
rune: good then.... let me read it when you're done ok?
Marauder: You can proof read for me, being my underling
rune: yes
Marauder: And no mistakes!@
Marauder: For ever mistake I detect, I shall kill you
rune: hey.... I'm his underling now
Marauder: Or rend you limb from limb
Marauder: But I'm above you for the moment. There's Pappy, then God, then me Marauder: And the pope is down here somewhere too
rune: well at least God's above you
Marauder: Gah
Marauder: I think I got some pope between my toes
Marauder: Speaking of which, what do you think of BF1942, since every is playing it? rune: gah
rune: no time
Marauder: Saw a bunch of 5150's on with their tags a few nights ago rune: sweet Marauder: Shining Force is switching over to it I believe
rune: I haven't played any games other than Nukezone for like two weeks.... :-(
Marauder: We're starting a division. 5 of us were on last night playing
Marauder: Make some time man
Marauder: Stop your forum whoreing and join us
rune: and now because I'm going up to the cottege the weekend's gone....doh :-( Marauder: ts tsk tsk
Marauder: :)
rune: I wouldn't be going up if I didn't feel obligated
Marauder: fight the man!
rune: They asked and I know that my dad needs my help...
rune: he's done a lot for me soo...
* Marauder shakes the magic h8ball
Marauder: the answer to your problem is "Fight da man!"
* Marauder asks "Oh Magic H8Ball, should Rune come play games with us like a naughty little monkey, or go like a good devoted son and help his Dad who loves him?"
* Marauder shakes the magic h8ball
rune: uh oh
Marauder: the answer to your problem is "Hide under your bed"
Marauder: wtf?
Marauder: YOU STUPID BALL!
Marauder: I'LL F*&(^^*&G KILL YOU!
rune: hmm...probably a good strategy
* Marauder smashes the ball with a hammer
rune: Ask the ball about that..
Marauder: the answer to your problem is "Oh sweet god, make the pain go away!"
rune: oh man.... you're cursed now!
Marauder: Oh god
Marauder: what have I done!
rune: That's like walking under and ladder and smashing a mirror while having your path crossed by a Black Cat!
Marauder: All at once!
Marauder: :(
Marauder: well s(*t.
rune: yep
rune: Deja Vous
rune: something has changed in the matrix!
rune: anyhow.... I have a 7 pm Dental Appointment and I still have to brush my teeth so.... rune: and you know how touchy those dentists get when you're late.... they saw warming up the big drill
rune: err saw = start
rune: the saw comes later..
* rune cringes
Marauder: I'm posting this convesation in the news. :)
Marauder: Too good.
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So there you go. Rune puts his father before his gaming. Sad when someone's priorities are so messed up isn' it?