Session Start (ICQ - 12419781:Jube): Mon Nov 18 18:37:09 2002

Jube: I lost my ICQ, I think this be you. ;) Re your news: In other Rune news.. I knew it... Yet another Mac user to add to my list of people who need their teeth kicked down their throats. They're like voodoo users and other forms of inferior life, they just hang around.... FU I'm voodoo!! Hehe. PS Get those damn skee lan pics up!
Marauder: YOU HAVE A VOODOO!?
Jube: yup lol
Marauder: Oh god woman. That's why you can't get a man!
Jube: LOL
Marauder: Men just don't admire a woman with a voodoo card... it's... Oh god.... How to explain this without sounding insensitive. (Or more so than usual.)
Jube: lol
Marauder: I'm probably breaking some sort of rule by having this conversation. But it's you, so I'll take the chance.
Marauder: It's like this. You know how you have some co-workers, and they have bad breath? But no one wants to tell them? Having a voodoo card is like that. No one really wants to mention it to you, cause it's sort of embaressing and personal... But it's just one of those little things you have to change. Then the next time a guy walks up to you, and looks you in the eye you can say "Hey baby. Wanna experiance my GeForce?" Marauder: Then you wink, and the rest is history.
Jube: hehe ok
Marauder: passionate history.... Trust me.
Jube: hehe ok
Marauder: Try it! You'll never regret it. Also, games will run on your 'puter. (other than the sims I mean) :)
Jube: hehe I've got 2 more mb of the sims online patch :D
Marauder: You got it working?
Jube: just about
Marauder: sweet
Marauder: Managed to find the space?
Jube: finally got the sims beta working. :D
Jube: I don't know if it's good yet, haven't had much time to look around.
Marauder: Any way to get weapons?
Jube: get weapons in the sims? hehe. uhm no. ;)
Marauder: well rap.
Marauder: er, crap. That's hardly realistic. I want to play a hard bitten, slightly looney detective who's trigger finger tends to be a little faster than his fast sports car, but not by much
Jube: heheh
Marauder: Sort of like bugs bunny meets that bald guy.... Whats his name? Columbo? Jube: shouldn't you be busy putting up the skeelan pics?
Marauder: I'm working on it. It's more fun to babble inanely with you :)
Jube: hehe. so how's this skeezix thing working out, bet you wish you had of hired me instead right? ;)
Marauder: Well, he's a great tech. You're hotter ;)
Jube: get the sims online, you can come hang out at Jube's Cawk Castle. For the low low price of 100 simolians you can get virtual laid by one of my fine whores.
Marauder: is that price negotiable?
Jube: no but feel free to tip above and beyond
Marauder: Not to be cheap or anything, but considering the current exchange rate of the Canadian peso to the Simolian, I may have to go with the economy model.
Jube: :o
Marauder: Speaking of which, do you realise that at one time, a gold piece in Dark Age of Camelot was actually pretty much on par with the Canadian dollar?
Marauder: How's that for sad?
Marauder: Got it work then I assume. :)
Marauder: to work rather
Jube: do you play daoc? man I sit in a group of peeps playing doac all day. I want to play. Marauder: Nope
Marauder: Kinpin plays. Got boring
Jube: ok wish me luck I might get banned from sims online but I'm creating Jube's Cawk Castle.
Marauder: lol swwwweeeet
Marauder: :):) get me screenies
Jube: hehe ok
Marauder: I will SO laff my ass off if you get kick banned from the Sims. I mean, that'd just be sad :)
Marauder: I want to kill people's sims
Marauder: I really really do
Jube: you can't. ;)
Marauder: Mine are all dead, it's time to expand my reign of benevolant terror. I'm sort of like a modern day Ghengis Khan
Marauder: WHAT?!
Marauder: Not even in an unfortunate accidental fire?
Jube: hehe you can't kill other sims :p
Marauder: Or a pool that just happens to have a ladder go missing during a party? Marauder: None of my sims can cook, and oddly enough when there's a fire all the doors vanish.
Jube: heheh I'm not sure
Jube: lol
Marauder: Hard to explain, it just happens
Marauder: can you at least kill your own sims?
Jube: no clue
Marauder: Find out for me if you can. I flatly refuse to download a 1 gig beta if I can't at least kill someone horribly and cackle about it.
Marauder: No cackling=no download. I have a firm rule about that
Jube: hehe ok
Marauder: back to work, ttyiab

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Look out people! Jube's almost convinced me to download the Sim's online... But I'm just going to try and get other people's Sims killed. /me laughs evilly.