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June 2/2004
Southern People are just wierd.
 

Marauder: done deal :)
Marauder: How you feeling anyhows?
Marauder: Did you download empires
!FT!VA_Killer: Feelin' pretty good. Doc says it will be about a 6 week recovery time.
Marauder: We've been challenged
!FT!VA_Killer: I see
!FT!VA_Killer: Didn't download empires.
!FT!VA_Killer: Strategy games aren't my forte'
Marauder: :D Not a stratgey unless you're the commander
!FT!VA_Killer: aaaAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh
!FT!VA_Killer: I see
!FT!VA_Killer: you commander you
Marauder: Everyone else, it's a shooter
!FT!VA_Killer: we are all just little puppets for you evil amusements
Marauder: It's pretty neat :)
Marauder: Damned right you are. I like to call myself "The Pupeteer" when I'm all alone
!FT!VA_Killer: I'll bet you pull your strings
!FT!VA_Killer: that was kinda gross....
Marauder: lol.
Marauder: We'll see who's laughing in our next match when you find your position is "Get in this jeep and distract the enemy tanks"
Marauder: over and over and over
!FT!VA_Killer: as long as I can do it naked and clucking like a chicken
Marauder: Well that pretty much goes without saying doesn't it? You can wear aviator goggles though
!FT!VA_Killer: and a bombadier's cap
Marauder: Yup. Leather only though
!FT!VA_Killer: maybe a pair of assless chaps
!FT!VA_Killer: ooh,ooh! and a dog collar!
Marauder: "spot"
Marauder: Killer does sound like a dog name
!FT!VA_Killer: sick'em boy!
Marauder: Somehow I don't think the enemy would be hanging around, they'
Marauder: d be busy running. Maybe that's a good strat :P
Marauder: You just need to make the model now
!FT!VA_Killer: the other logon info is not working.
!FT!VA_Killer: Not working........
!FT!VA_Killer: :-/
Marauder: one sec
!FT!VA_Killer: YOU suck, my friend
Marauder: try va_killer1 for logon, same password
!FT!VA_Killer: nope
!FT!VA_Killer: guess what.....
!FT!VA_Killer: that's 2 "v"s, not a "w"
Marauder: You put in wa_killer? :P
!FT!VA_Killer: oops
Marauder: there ya go
!FT!VA_Killer: it's your fault
Marauder: Hey, screw you you redneck son of a bitch. :P Next time, no logon for you. You can logon with the rest of the puppets
Marauder: LOL!
!FT!VA_Killer: pull my strings baby!
Marauder: Is that like pull my finger?
!FT!VA_Killer: ah, sure.....
Marauder: Where's those pain killers you promised me for being your friend anyhows?
!FT!VA_Killer: Whadaya think I am, a pill pusher?
!FT!VA_Killer: Doc gave a another prescription yesterday.
!FT!VA_Killer: :-D
Marauder: woohoo! Hook me up baby! :D
Marauder: lol
Marauder: Hey! I'm thinking this summer of doing a grand tour of the USA and coming and visiting all you losers. Willing to put me up for a few days?
!FT!VA_Killer: Sure
!FT!VA_Killer: for a nominal fee
!FT!VA_Killer: 1 night stay=1 Athlon64 processor.
Marauder: Hmmmmmm..... How about moonshine instead?
!FT!VA_Killer: Jeeez, like I can't get that already.
Marauder: I was just going to say that :)
!FT!VA_Killer: of course you were.
!FT!VA_Killer: :-P
Marauder: But I can bring Canadian Beer, it's even better
Marauder: Better than moonshine? Hell yah!
!FT!VA_Killer: Sure, why not
Marauder: You could mix it and sell it at the next tractorpull!
!FT!VA_Killer: When do you think you will be coming?
Marauder: Oh wait, that's up here. Nascar event?
Marauder: Gator rasslin'
!FT!VA_Killer: now you talkin'!
Marauder: The nascar or the rasslin?
!FT!VA_Killer: rasslin'!
Marauder: brb, i have to go buy a copy of XP upgrade for a customer
Marauder: *sigh*
!FT!VA_Killer: enjoy
Marauder: Moonshine and rasslin'! Welcome to the south!
!FT!VA_Killer: lol!