With
all of the recent Fatal1ty products for the high end gaming
and computer enthusiast being released, we all wonder.. What's
next? Modems? Golf clubs? Bobble head action figures? We managed
to get Fatal1ty alone for a few minutes to comment on his
future plans. When asked about any new product lines coming
out, here's what he had to say:
"We've
been expanding our range of Fatal1ity products, you know really
broadening our horizons. Since we've put my name on pretty
much every computer product known to man, including motherboards,
video cards, and cooling fans we decided it was time to go
in a different direction, try our appeal on a wider market.
Therefore I am proud to announce an exclusive deal with Hasbro
to produce the first in a vast new line of Fatal1ty products...
The Fatal1ty Easy-Bake Oven and kitchen set. When I first
won my Quake 3 competion, I had a dream. A dream to see my
face on an Easy Bake Oven box. Now that dream has come true
for myself, and for all my fans as well.
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One of
the toughest things for any pro-gamer has been to try and
prepare snacks with the small amount of spare time you've
got. It's hard to get to the store and stock up on munchies
when you're playing games twenty hours a day. I found that
my normal Easy Bake Oven just couldn't bake my brownies, cookies
or tiny muffins quickly enough. At Quakecon 2004 I was chatting
with a few sales guys from nVidia and they had great idea
for a new product, and after over a year of development we're
ready to announce the product launch!
Of course
this isn't your Grandma's Easy Bake Oven, and many of our
commercial partners have joined us for this new project. The
box itself is by Hasbro of course, but the display is powered
by the nVidia 7800 graphics chip, the control boards are by
Abit and of course, the cooling fan is a Zalman. The special
features make it a bit more expensive that the conventional
oven but we feel it's well worth it for the extra performance.
Now you can bake brownies just like Fatal1ty! When your friends
ask just how you managed to do your muffins for the bake sale
AND get in a few games of Quake 3 deathmatch you can say "It
was my brand new Fatal1ty Easy Bake! I owned some punk bitches
AND those muffins. Thanks Fatal1ty!"
Advice
from the world's best known PC gamer and Easy Bake chef: "Stay
hot!"
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What's
next for PC Gaming's newest product endorsement superstar?
We'll have to wait and see, but we're hoping for the Barbie
n' Fatal1ty motor home and pink Corvette.
It's
a spoof of course. Easy Bake is a property of Hasbro and all
other products and company names are the properties of their
respective owners. Amusingly, for a week or so after this
article got posted, this page was just under Hasbro's page
on google when you searched for "Easy Bake Oven".
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